I really hate the people who bike stupidly. It’s not that hard to obey the same fucking traffic laws as drivers do. It’s also the law to wear a goddamn helmet, but honestly if you get pitched forward face-first into the pavement that’s no one’s fault but your own. But what I really hate is people who don’t think. When you ride without your hands on the bars, or worse, when you’re fucking texting on your bike, that’s dangerous. You’re endangering yourself and everyone around you, and now people have to watch out for you because you’re not paying attention. You’re giving bikers a bad name and I fucking hate it.
Courtney certainly gets a lot of practice pretending to be dead.
Good god.
I’m pissing myself in a fit of laughter omg.
IMAGINE HOW SCARED JANE WAS WHEN SHE WENT BACK TO HER CLOSET AND THE DEAD BODY WAS GONE.
IM SCREAMING OMFG
Tumblr People Problems
- I can’t say “mpreg” or “pee on me” in real life
- I can’t actually touch anyone’s butt
- I can’t ollie outtie anywhere
- Mmm Whatcha Say doesn’t play when people die
- None of my friends are cum-sluts
- Mechanically processed chicken
- Social justice bloggers
- If I see a dead squirrel no one will laugh when I say “u ok”
- Mmm Whatcha Say won’t play then either
Now in gif form:
OMFG. I don’t know you, but I love you already, okay? xD Thanks for remaking this xD
